Wanna know what I loathe and despise???

parents who compare their children to others... Just relish in your childs achievements and successes and share their accomplishments but please refrain from comparing your child to anothers, it doesn't boost their self esteem, it turns them into little shits....

Came out looking like this!!!!!

I had a Facial, my first professional I might add, and unbeknownst to me

my Esthestician took it upon herself to "TINT" my eyebrows and "DYE" my eyelashes!! I told her I hated it and I looked like I fell asleep and my daughter SHARPIED my eyebrows and you know what.. Oh she said it was "because my hair was too blonde"! Is there such a thing?

October is...

Breast Cancer awareness Month!! Call a buddy and remind them to save their TA TAS!!
Sidebar: No this isn't me, I am a blonde!

I can't help myself..

I love monogrammed everything, seriously I am off the chain where this is concerned.. I turned my girls $5.99 super T's from TARGET into mini masterpieces with their monograms, problem you say, I think not!!

I am trying...

to keep it together,but dang it is so hard sometimes. I try to act like I have it together, but quite frankly I need a vaca!!

Compound Word...

JACKASS

I thought I was a Loan Officer...

but I am really this.. a laundry lady... amongst other things! Does it ever go away?