It wasn't this bad, but seriously close!!

Are you about to die!! On a brighter note the girlies made me bring Purell for every ride, going on and departing!! We even went out to eat lunch because they didn't think the vendors looked clean.. Brats, I wanted a Corn Dog sooo bad..shhhh

My little Gamecock...

this was before a Bourbon swilling drunk woman proceeded to cuss me out... The nerve of her, I was wearing my pearls and everything, so I just kept my mouth shut, you know, don't want act like a redneck in front of the girls and cuss her back!! However, the thought did cross my mind!

so my little girl...

wants to me to have lunch with her today at 10:30!! WTH!! Isn't that a shame eating at 10:30, your lunch, when you barley had time to digest your Golden Grahams for breakfast!! I am going to see what lurks out there for me to bring to her... Oh and Balloon Boy, don't get me started!

So...

my husband told my girls to suggest that I dress up as this for Halloween, you know, because of the EYEBROWS and all.. And I promptly suggested he go as a JACK O'ASS!! LOL!

OMG!! PLEASE don't make me go...

to the dang SC State Fair!! I am sorry people, but Carnies freak me out and the smell, well it just makes me plain sick!! Dirty, Nasty, YUCK!!!

and another thing...

PLEASE do NOT offer to "help me out" and then when I tell you my pickle say "oh I just remembered!! Yeah, I just remembered also, you are a two faced liar who likes to "THINK" she helps out when all you EVER do is offer and NOT follow through... but hey I don't mind passing out drinks, snacks, dinners, ice cream because I mean it!!

Wanna know what I loathe and despise???

parents who compare their children to others... Just relish in your childs achievements and successes and share their accomplishments but please refrain from comparing your child to anothers, it doesn't boost their self esteem, it turns them into little shits....