Another one bites the dust...

Girly number three!! I don't feel so good! What? Huh? Maybe you have to go potty! I did two times!! Jeez!! Took her temp. Fever low grade, but this is how it starts.... I am going to the store right now for wine and beer and wine and beer....

Whew!! What a week!

Ok, let me just inform you all that I have had the week from hell and with the Gamecocks playing Tennessee in Tennessee well I am sure it will round out how bad it has been.

So last Saturday, the hubby comes home from the Vandy/USC game and says " I feel like crap"!, at 12:30am, so I assume yeah I bet you do with all the tailgating and all and he says NO MY EAR is KILLING me! I say, "Please go to the Dr. tomorrow and get this straightened out(been on/off for oh a YEAR). So hubby goes, and oh, Uncle shows up from PA out of the blue, damn, and returns with a ton of prescriptions Major infection. Ok that was Sunday.. Let's move on to Monday! Hubby wakes up, the left side of his face is so swollen and red and HOT he lookes like Frankenstein, and I said that's it I am calling the Dr. to get a referral for you to see the ENT TODAY!! Call ENT and they said go to ER right away!! In the meantime, my middle girly has a fever and says she doesn't feel well and I ship her to grandma's, whilst I take Hubby to ER!! 12 hours later he is admitted bagged up on Antibiotics and Pain medicine and I return home to the girls, 2 asleep 1 with fever and the oldest very concerned about Daddy and I assure her he will be fine but when I left they said we hope this isn't in his BRAIN or BONES WTF! we hope TEST HIM, so at 4:00 am they do a CAT scan and it is NOT in said brains or bones. Now to Tuesday, Middle girl wakes up fever and MISERABLE. I said, I am going to the hosp. to meet with the ENT and I will be home... They release hubby and he is told to meet with ENT Thursday. Call Pediatrician and make appt. for 3:00, hubby gets home at 1:30, go to Publix, get his meds, come home, take said child to Dr. and she has..... Drumroll please....
The SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and my giveaway from 2 months ago, hubby said he would send, was in the back of his car!! So I am sending that today, I apologize to Bickies!!
They are feeling better, but dang I think I need a Vacay, because all I have done is Clorox wipes, Lysol and Purell everything~!! I feel like Nurse RATCHETT, because I feel like I work in the Looney Bin.. Sorry about the typos and run on sentences, I am pooped, and we have Freaky Friday at the Elementary School today and Halloween Saturday.. HELP ME!!

It wasn't this bad, but seriously close!!

Are you about to die!! On a brighter note the girlies made me bring Purell for every ride, going on and departing!! We even went out to eat lunch because they didn't think the vendors looked clean.. Brats, I wanted a Corn Dog sooo bad..shhhh

My little Gamecock...

this was before a Bourbon swilling drunk woman proceeded to cuss me out... The nerve of her, I was wearing my pearls and everything, so I just kept my mouth shut, you know, don't want act like a redneck in front of the girls and cuss her back!! However, the thought did cross my mind!

so my little girl...

wants to me to have lunch with her today at 10:30!! WTH!! Isn't that a shame eating at 10:30, your lunch, when you barley had time to digest your Golden Grahams for breakfast!! I am going to see what lurks out there for me to bring to her... Oh and Balloon Boy, don't get me started!

So...

my husband told my girls to suggest that I dress up as this for Halloween, you know, because of the EYEBROWS and all.. And I promptly suggested he go as a JACK O'ASS!! LOL!

OMG!! PLEASE don't make me go...

to the dang SC State Fair!! I am sorry people, but Carnies freak me out and the smell, well it just makes me plain sick!! Dirty, Nasty, YUCK!!!

and another thing...

PLEASE do NOT offer to "help me out" and then when I tell you my pickle say "oh I just remembered!! Yeah, I just remembered also, you are a two faced liar who likes to "THINK" she helps out when all you EVER do is offer and NOT follow through... but hey I don't mind passing out drinks, snacks, dinners, ice cream because I mean it!!

Wanna know what I loathe and despise???

parents who compare their children to others... Just relish in your childs achievements and successes and share their accomplishments but please refrain from comparing your child to anothers, it doesn't boost their self esteem, it turns them into little shits....

Came out looking like this!!!!!

I had a Facial, my first professional I might add, and unbeknownst to me

my Esthestician took it upon herself to "TINT" my eyebrows and "DYE" my eyelashes!! I told her I hated it and I looked like I fell asleep and my daughter SHARPIED my eyebrows and you know what.. Oh she said it was "because my hair was too blonde"! Is there such a thing?

October is...

Breast Cancer awareness Month!! Call a buddy and remind them to save their TA TAS!!
Sidebar: No this isn't me, I am a blonde!