Monday, January 5, 2009

Oprah Falls Off The Wagon...

Who gives a royal shit OPRAH!! I fell off the wagon 20 years ago, and I don't have a damn entourage to help my fat ass get back on! so THERE!

Seriously, I mean really, staple your damn gut, wire your mouth, get a LAPBAND, but don't go wimpering that you gained back the weight in an effort to be just like me.. because why.. because I don't have all your damn money.

Haven't you ever heard of fat and happy? Yeah, I don't buy it either. You can never be too thin is more like it HUH! So with that said, I signed my big fat arse up on Weight Watchers and vowed to exercise..... CONTROL

See what happens when I don't eat I BITCH!

9 comments:

The wife said...

You are cracking me up!

Preppy 101 said...

She kills me - pretending she has the same issues with weight as the rest of us - Ummm I don't believe I have a cook to fix the diet meals; I don't have a gym in my home; I don't have a personal trainer who shows up here everyday and encourages me along the way. She will lose the weight and it will be treated like the second coming again - I don't even want to hear about her and her weight issues. I mean really ~~~

Preppy 101 said...

Oh dear - I just realized my comment sounds like I have been drinking Haterade ;-)

Mom on the Run said...

Can I have some Haterade too because all I have to say to Oprah on this subject is....big waaahhhh.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

You make me HOWL! Yes, I'm not terribly sorry for Oprah either. I'd look fabulous if I had a personal chef running my kitchen. Wha wha wha. Sing it sister.

amy (metz) walker said...

Ha! I've got to admit, I'm pretty tired of this same stuff every couple months or so!

Three under Three said...

haha your too funnny, but I do find it a bit funny that she has weight issues with all the money and staff that she has... either her addiction is that bad or her staff is too scared to tell her no. Either way I bet she's fired some peeps!

MGBHLH said...

If she only knew real life. I'm with you - wish she would stop the whinning - realize she had a great life, great man, great clothes, friends, lots 'o money, power, fame, etc. etc. etc. AND SHUT THE HELL UP about her weight. Wish I had her problems.

I'll trade

nolesfan20 said...

I am so right there with ya, I think when you have all that money and time, you should be able to try to control things, but I have been a yo yo dieter my whole life. I would love to have a chef and personal trainer to help me, that aint happening though. Seriously, you rock!!! I wish I could play tennis, but I suck at that, I do walk the dogs very well