Who gives a royal shit OPRAH!! I fell off the wagon 20 years ago, and I don't have a damn entourage to help my fat ass get back on! so THERE!
Seriously, I mean really, staple your damn gut, wire your mouth, get a LAPBAND, but don't go wimpering that you gained back the weight in an effort to be just like me.. because why.. because I don't have all your damn money.
Haven't you ever heard of fat and happy? Yeah, I don't buy it either. You can never be too thin is more like it HUH! So with that said, I signed my big fat arse up on Weight Watchers and vowed to exercise..... CONTROL
See what happens when I don't eat I BITCH!