I am a Loan officer with a Mortgage Company and yesterday I was helping a Client decipher his payoff on his current mortgage, confusing to say the least since it totally burned to the ground on Aug 1st, sad, anyway here is said conversation:
Client: Do you think you can help me? I don't know what to do.
Me: I will try but this may be out of my hands and a job for your insurance company.
Client(staring a hole through my head): Anybody ever tell you, you have nice lips?
Me to self: "no he didn't'" and continue to look at said paperwork
Client: "For real you do"!
Me: Not at work they haven't! Thank You
Client: "so can you help me"
Me: This is out of my hands and I wish you the best of luck!
we say our goodbyes, shake hands....
Now, if he said I had a Nice Ass I would have solved that problem!! Just KIDDING!