Thursday, September 18, 2008

Say What?!!

I am a Loan officer with a Mortgage Company and yesterday I was helping a Client decipher his payoff on his current mortgage, confusing to say the least since it totally burned to the ground on Aug 1st, sad, anyway here is said conversation:

Client: Do you think you can help me? I don't know what to do.
Me: I will try but this may be out of my hands and a job for your insurance company.

Client(staring a hole through my head): Anybody ever tell you, you have nice lips?
Me to self: "no he didn't'" and continue to look at said paperwork

Client: "For real you do"!
Me: Not at work they haven't! Thank You

Client: "so can you help me"
Me: This is out of my hands and I wish you the best of luck!

we say our goodbyes, shake hands....

Now, if he said I had a Nice Ass I would have solved that problem!! Just KIDDING!

5 comments:

SouthernYankee said...

Shut up!!!!!

I hate being upstairs.. miss all the action!

MGBHLH said...

I know you could not react while the client was there....but when he left did you almost die? I know I would have been insulted as he would never have done that to a men (or maybe he would), but I would have then laughed until I cried. Let me guess, he was - no I better not, may offend someone.

Let me put it gently - was he one of our "bubbas" or one of our "crackheads" or just plain stupid?

High on Hairspray said...

I will take a compliment any where any time. Angelina Jolie has nothing on your lips!

Anonymous said...

I am rolling on the floor laughing. I was going to just write "ROTFL", but I was not completely sure you would get it. See ya,

Hello Kitty

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