Wednesday, September 24, 2008

You are the what? Really...........

My oldest daughter, who is in 7th grade made the JV Girls High School Tennis team this year. Yeah for her, bad for me. Not really, but her Coach sucks.
According to Webster's dictionary;
COACH(noun) : one who instructs players in the fundamentals of a competitive sport and directs team strategy.

Now this is where the bad for me comes in. We don't need "Debbie Downer "coaching our girls with phrases such as "You Lost?, great we needed that one to win the match"! "You Lost, I figured you would". Nice, that always motivated me when I played Team Sports. I have heard some say well, who else will do it? Well, I know 5 mom's who are great Mothers, Tennis Players and overall nice people I could suggest.

Oh, on a side note COACH, please for the love of Jesus, Mary and Joseph , lose the damn blue sofee's, raggedy T-Shirt and dress like the TEAM!

Signed,
A loving Mother

4 comments:

Caffeine Court said...

That sounds just like my USTA team captain. What a horrible way to run a team, especially a team of young girls.

What a bummer.

Anne Wolfe Postic said...

Did you ever read my post about one of my children's coaches? Fun times.

http://www.thedailydigress.com/2007/10/hello-parents.html

Sandra said...

Nothing like a negative, condescending twit to ruin what could be a wonderful experience for those girls. Hopefully, the girls will have fun in spite of her!!!

MGBHLH said...

What a wicked old bat! I am a firm believer that coaches should not only instruct, but nurture the love of the sport, group activities, pride in oneself, confidence, etc., etc., This bimbette should be booted, because apparently, she does not want to be there and does not care about the girls.

Can we take her? (we are in the same town - one of us hold her down, and the other dress her appropriately.)