Wishing you all a healthy and prosperous 2010!

Merry Christmas Y'all!!

Ok I am sick and I realize that, but today I realized I am truly afflicted! I love the hustle and bustle and all of the psycho's (self included) doing last minute errands. Oh, and the Nun from my church will be here in 2 hours and I need to dust and prepare some goodies, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO I am reading all of your blogs! Tee Hee!

Merry Christmas to all. I hope your Christmas is fun filled , happy, healthy and most of all peaceful. May god bless all of you and keep you safe if you are traveling and contented if you're not!

Blessings,
Beth

I have been so....

BUSY!!! My girls keep me running 24/7 I do NOT for the love of God understand why I am not a size 4!! Probably because I sneak in a few treats whilst driving, and maybe those couple glasses of wine that I drink a week( ok bottle)! I have finished my shopping except for 1 item, but y'all I am so afraid that the gifts I ordered on line are NOT going to arrive, they are 3 of the main gifts!
I have 1 sicky so far, my 13 year old has been so puny all week, bronchitis!! She called me from school in tears, and people lemme tell you,, she ain't a crier, so guess who cried... ME! She is so sweet and I am serious, a very geniunely nice child, poor baby!
I want to know.. what have you gals been up to?

Who cares......

about Tiger Woods indiscretions!!

Sweet Victory...

USC 34 Clemson 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, we played a darn good game!!

This is how I feel....

millions of things to do. Clean, cook, bake!!! Twenty plus family members are coming for Dinner Thursday... YIKES!

I wish..

the weather was cold enough to enjoy one of these, but it is again 75 degrees here in SC!!

Family Update!!

Everyone is well!!! Yippee, and in it's celebration I drank a bottle of Chianti... alone, yikes and Facebooked for an hour whilst the girly's were sleeping!!
We are headed to Charleston, SC this weekend to see Daddy, who is still working there until December.. Don't Y'all just love the South in the Fall, warm enough but cool enough too!! So the girly's are already planning the weekend:

Friday we arrive as Daddy gets off of work, we unpack and settle in for oh 5 minutes and off we go. They like to go the Pineapple Fountain and play for a bit and then we usually either eat at Moe's for Wings or the Griffon for Fish and Chips..and a cold one!

Saturday we walk to Marion Square to the Farmer's Market, grab a sweet roll(girls) and some good french presed coffee for the hubby and me!! We meander for awhile and I am sure BUY them something, walk down King Street where the older daughter BEGS to go in M.Dumas and Sons., for a little preppy shopping or looking!! Middle girly loves Lilly so we go there and maybe buy her some pencils!! Little girly, toys, books, candy cheap and easy so far... gosh I hope that changes when she gets older
Saturday afternoon we will go watch the Gamecocks TRY and play some football where hubby and I will indulge in a little drinky poo or two.. Squeeze in a nap YEAH RIGHT
Sunday, we usually walk to the Battery and have breakfast at Toast, on Meeting or Joseph's!!
I am so excited.. Hubby is on the mend and no one else has an illness!! Good times, good times..

Another one bites the dust...

Girly number three!! I don't feel so good! What? Huh? Maybe you have to go potty! I did two times!! Jeez!! Took her temp. Fever low grade, but this is how it starts.... I am going to the store right now for wine and beer and wine and beer....

Whew!! What a week!

Ok, let me just inform you all that I have had the week from hell and with the Gamecocks playing Tennessee in Tennessee well I am sure it will round out how bad it has been.

So last Saturday, the hubby comes home from the Vandy/USC game and says " I feel like crap"!, at 12:30am, so I assume yeah I bet you do with all the tailgating and all and he says NO MY EAR is KILLING me! I say, "Please go to the Dr. tomorrow and get this straightened out(been on/off for oh a YEAR). So hubby goes, and oh, Uncle shows up from PA out of the blue, damn, and returns with a ton of prescriptions Major infection. Ok that was Sunday.. Let's move on to Monday! Hubby wakes up, the left side of his face is so swollen and red and HOT he lookes like Frankenstein, and I said that's it I am calling the Dr. to get a referral for you to see the ENT TODAY!! Call ENT and they said go to ER right away!! In the meantime, my middle girly has a fever and says she doesn't feel well and I ship her to grandma's, whilst I take Hubby to ER!! 12 hours later he is admitted bagged up on Antibiotics and Pain medicine and I return home to the girls, 2 asleep 1 with fever and the oldest very concerned about Daddy and I assure her he will be fine but when I left they said we hope this isn't in his BRAIN or BONES WTF! we hope TEST HIM, so at 4:00 am they do a CAT scan and it is NOT in said brains or bones. Now to Tuesday, Middle girl wakes up fever and MISERABLE. I said, I am going to the hosp. to meet with the ENT and I will be home... They release hubby and he is told to meet with ENT Thursday. Call Pediatrician and make appt. for 3:00, hubby gets home at 1:30, go to Publix, get his meds, come home, take said child to Dr. and she has..... Drumroll please....
The SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and my giveaway from 2 months ago, hubby said he would send, was in the back of his car!! So I am sending that today, I apologize to Bickies!!
They are feeling better, but dang I think I need a Vacay, because all I have done is Clorox wipes, Lysol and Purell everything~!! I feel like Nurse RATCHETT, because I feel like I work in the Looney Bin.. Sorry about the typos and run on sentences, I am pooped, and we have Freaky Friday at the Elementary School today and Halloween Saturday.. HELP ME!!

It wasn't this bad, but seriously close!!

Are you about to die!! On a brighter note the girlies made me bring Purell for every ride, going on and departing!! We even went out to eat lunch because they didn't think the vendors looked clean.. Brats, I wanted a Corn Dog sooo bad..shhhh

My little Gamecock...

this was before a Bourbon swilling drunk woman proceeded to cuss me out... The nerve of her, I was wearing my pearls and everything, so I just kept my mouth shut, you know, don't want act like a redneck in front of the girls and cuss her back!! However, the thought did cross my mind!

so my little girl...

wants to me to have lunch with her today at 10:30!! WTH!! Isn't that a shame eating at 10:30, your lunch, when you barley had time to digest your Golden Grahams for breakfast!! I am going to see what lurks out there for me to bring to her... Oh and Balloon Boy, don't get me started!

So...

my husband told my girls to suggest that I dress up as this for Halloween, you know, because of the EYEBROWS and all.. And I promptly suggested he go as a JACK O'ASS!! LOL!

OMG!! PLEASE don't make me go...

to the dang SC State Fair!! I am sorry people, but Carnies freak me out and the smell, well it just makes me plain sick!! Dirty, Nasty, YUCK!!!

and another thing...

PLEASE do NOT offer to "help me out" and then when I tell you my pickle say "oh I just remembered!! Yeah, I just remembered also, you are a two faced liar who likes to "THINK" she helps out when all you EVER do is offer and NOT follow through... but hey I don't mind passing out drinks, snacks, dinners, ice cream because I mean it!!

Wanna know what I loathe and despise???

parents who compare their children to others... Just relish in your childs achievements and successes and share their accomplishments but please refrain from comparing your child to anothers, it doesn't boost their self esteem, it turns them into little shits....

Came out looking like this!!!!!

I had a Facial, my first professional I might add, and unbeknownst to me

my Esthestician took it upon herself to "TINT" my eyebrows and "DYE" my eyelashes!! I told her I hated it and I looked like I fell asleep and my daughter SHARPIED my eyebrows and you know what.. Oh she said it was "because my hair was too blonde"! Is there such a thing?

October is...

Breast Cancer awareness Month!! Call a buddy and remind them to save their TA TAS!!
Sidebar: No this isn't me, I am a blonde!

I can't help myself..

I love monogrammed everything, seriously I am off the chain where this is concerned.. I turned my girls $5.99 super T's from TARGET into mini masterpieces with their monograms, problem you say, I think not!!

I am trying...

to keep it together,but dang it is so hard sometimes. I try to act like I have it together, but quite frankly I need a vaca!!

Compound Word...

JACKASS

I thought I was a Loan Officer...

but I am really this.. a laundry lady... amongst other things! Does it ever go away?

And the Winner is.....

Biscuits are Never Boring!!! Woo Hoo.. Thanks for reading and commenting. email me @ bcleary@midlandmortgagecorp.com and I will email you your color choices!! Thanks to everyone who entered and commented it meant alot to me!! Next giveaway.. HALLOWEEN!

100th post GIVEAWAY!!!!!

With Football season around the bend what better way to celebrate then with a Monogrammed(DUH) picnic tote. Thanks for reading, but PLEASE, PLEASE leave me a comment even if you think my post is lame..

May the best gal win... woo hoo

Houston, we have a problem...

My youngest girly swore she was sick yesterday; until all of the neighborhood kids came back and she confessed she was just "CUTTIN"!! WTH! First grade and you are cuttin, I don't think so missy.. woke her up today at 6:15am sharp and again the tears were a rollin. She went to school!

Are you ready...

for some College Football? I cannot wait until Thursday, September 3rd when the mighty GAMECOCKS from South Carolina(ok an exaggeration) take the field!! Football, Friends and Food and maybe a little drinky poo, what more can a girl ask for..
Hubby is going back to Charleston today instead of his usual 6:00 takeoff. i don't blame him, the drive from Columbia to Charleston is majorly BORING and probably makes him groggy and tired all day long. I must say I miss him more and more. My social life has been on the skids since his departure because what red-blooded woman would leave her husband on the weekends when she doesn't see him all week? Maybe me soon, because I am getting ready to snap ola!! My life is going to get hectic this coming week, Oldest girly TENNIS EVERY DAY except FRIDAY jeez thanks Coach, not to mention a Match every week that I MUST attend since she ranked 5th and will most likely play every week(YAY!). Middle girly Dance, Dance and Dance and Baby girly hell I guess freakin soccer so that's every Saturday morning, not to mention CCD every wednesday night. So I am hoping all of this to and from will help with the weight loss and oh yeah, I have tennis practice every Sunday at 4:00pm. DANG!

Today is the first day....

of my transformation!! I am going to go from a chubby (FAT ARSE) 45 year old mother of 3 girls to a healthy (not skinny) nice sized role model for health to 3 girls.. Seriously, please pray for me because I cannot take this water retention, sleep deprived self of mine.. Now mind you I am not a dumpy lard ass, I just feel like one. I wear jewelry, highlight my hair and shower daily, people even tell me how nice I look and smell all of the time, I just want to feel good, you know, exercise and a proper diet are the only TRUE solution, so with that being said... here i go.

Remember that movie...

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, well I kinda feel that way about these earrings I purchased from a co-worker. You see I was admiring her baubles on her ears when I noticed they didn't sit right on her ears. Of course I had to say something. She then said do you want to buy them and I said YES without hesitation, did I mention said friend/co-worker has phenomenal taste. Anyway they are Slane&Slane and absolutely beautiful.. White topaz surrounded by diamonds.. Anyway the point of the said movie and my NEW earrings is that every time I wear them I feel AWESOME, like I am going to have the best day and everything is going to be great. OK, I know I am silly, but that's how I feel, I am wearing them NOW!!

95th POST!!

Ok, I really haven't had much to say, but I have REALLY enjoyed reading all of your blogs out there! So.... with that said. I am going to POST a GIVEAWAY for my 100th POST. I am so excited and can't wait for you all to check it out.. To all you moms out there getting ready for the first day of school tomorrow, enjoy this last free day together. We start tomorrow and hubby is headed back to Charleston yet again, he leaves at 6:00am so he will be leaving when the morning Chaos begins. My baby is NOT a morning person... unless of course, we are on vacation or if I try to sleep in. Took my oldest daughter to TALBOTS for back to school shopping.. WTH! She is 13 and seriously y'all, she likes their clothes!! YIPPEE, YAY, JOY!! Spent Waaaaay too much, but honestly it was worth it to see how happy she feels in her clothes, going through a gawky phase body wise, you know, hormonaly and all. Took all 3 girls to have their hair coiffed yesterday.. PRESH! Middle darling had 5 inches cut off and I thought she would poo poo right there in the chair, but no, no, she loves her hair and clearly herself, because she spent half of the day yesterday looking at herself in the mirror.

I clearly need...

a GOLF umbrella, because the little pocketbook TOTES I had only covered half of my fat ARSE!! LOL!! My hair is still intact, I am just soaked on one arm. Rain is starting to subside....

I am so mad at...

after I thought I was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of the game by ordering my girls their darling monogrammed backpacks with polka dots they, UPS, say you need to call pottery Barn and start an investigation because they should have been there by now, oh actually she said they are being returned to the warehouse. HUH? WHAT? So I call Pottery Barn and they said, we credited your account on 08/10/09! You did because I am looking at my account and all I see is where you took $97.89 on 08/04/09. OHHHHH, we sent you a "gift card". REALLY? I don't want a gift card I want my damn money back and I want those damn backpacks! Ok, I didn't say that but I was thinking it! SHEESH! So, I ordered 2 NON monogrammed PLAIN backpacks from LandsEnd and will have them monogrammed promptly when they arrive, if they arive. Keep your fings crossed. My girls are bummed.

Is it me or....

am I the only one that gets excited filling the buggy with newly purchased pencils, pens, paper, binders, crayons and markers and all of the other miscellaneous school supplies. I love the excitement that was evident in my daughters eyes as the mailman delivered the mail yesterday knowing they were going to find out who their teachers were.. we got exactly who we wanted and my girls are counting down the days to return to school. Now all we need are their new book bags from Pottery Barn and we are set.. They all got new shoes except my middle girl who said her tennis shoes were perfectly fine and she didn't need a new pair that "I could save my money"! So guess what I did.. bought her a fresh pair of Sperry's, her favorite.

The Reason I haven't Posted...

My blog appears on my co-workers FACEBOOK page every time!! Oh and my home computer is messed up again, and I should be logging in loans and NOT lollygaging on my blog. I am getting the Hubs to fix it when he comes home this weekend, I can't take it anymore.. Hope y'all are having a marvelous time..
Beth

Oh what a weekend...

The birthday weekend was wonderful! Three days of bliss with the hubby in beautiful Charleston, SC... enough said.

Dog Gone It!!

Why oh why do I not think ahead! Just when I thought I was so smart and going to pack up the girlies and head back down to .... Charleston, SC for the 4th, I am stopped dead in my tracks by a four -legged adorable little doggie who has no place to go... Guess we will spend the weekend at our little ole Club with a bunch of our friends, could be worse right?

M.I.A.

is where I have been.. Called the Electrician, oh uh, last week, he showed up today, after a friendly reminder call from MOI. We now have power restored to the back of the house and I now have internet access and tv in the bedroom. I am going to take to the bed and flip channels.. yes, that is exactly what I am going to do!!

Is it wrong....

to get your husband to mow the lawn when you haven't seen him in a week?? I think not! I told him I miss seeing his manly hunk of self pushing the mower back and forth!! it worked, now he just came in and said he was going to update the flower beds! HUH? What? He must REALLY miss me...

Ouch!!!

Why do I sunbathe like I have the skin of a greek Goddess when in fact I am a pale as hell Irish Gal? Needless to say, after many hours in the sun and drinking brewski's poolside, I am now the new Poster Child for SOLARCAINE!

Updates...

Maybe you all want to know what's going on, maybe not, but I am going to tell you anyway:

1. Hubby's transition to Charleston has been great and we are loving our downtown condo!
2. Work is very busy and I am thankful for that, mostly refi's but I feel the purchases coming, makes me feel better about the economy
3. little girls end of the year festivities today and awards. Gertie said she's not gettin any stinkin award because hers not smart, but maybe "best" Monkey Bar girl! LOL!
4.New roof coming this week! Yippee! All new interior doors installed with new hardware. painter coming in a few, oh followed by a PLUMBER(LEAK) and Electrician(short fuse) somewhere, we can't blow dry 2 heads at once!
5. Our Pool is OPEN, praise the Lord and the children are loving it, I have yet to go, hubby and babysitter have been so far.
6.Oldest has braces now. I must say, I think she looks cute!
7.new furniture ordered(some), not all
8.Only 2 loads of laundry left and 5 to fold! heehee!
9. I have loved connecting and hanging out with my BFF's who all by the way live on Daniel Island in Charleston.
10. Hubby has been offered a position in Charleston. YIKES!

I read all of your blogs and must remember to comment!
Beth

Why is it....

that you feel like absolute poo poo with an upcoming holiday weekend approaching? All comments welcome!

It ain't so bad...

Single parenthood that is!! My husband has been gone for two weeks now and believe it or not I have survived with my sanity intact! The girls and I have commuted to the condo in Charleston the last 2 weekends and what can I say, it is awesome. Beautiful, and if you are familiar with Charleston, SC we are situated on the corner of East Bay Street and Vendue.. DIVINE!
The hubby is coming home this weekend and quite frankly I am excited to not have to pack up and travel again, it is going to be lots of mini vacations for the girls and I so that will be fun. If any of you girls travel to Charleston this summer, ring me up and we can meet for a cocktail... or two!

Charleston here he comes....

My husband has got to go to Charleston SC for his job for 6 months, when is he leaving, oh that would be Sunday, Mother's Day!! Am I freaking out, not so much. I look at it as a vacation place for me and my 3 lassies for 6 months YIPPEE!! We live in Columbia, so we are talking an hour and a half away, so if I needed him, oh I could get him!! LOL!! So basically we are putting the move on hold and doing a little TLC right here and doing a moderate makeover! 2 new bathrooms, new paint throughout, 10 new 6 paneled doors and new hardware and NEW FURNITURE!! This will easily be done with him away!! HEEHEE!

This what I am...

and "BUSY" as one too!

Tennis Anyone?

Three of my favorite tennis gals and I just returned from Daniel Island, SC, Family Circle Cup, from a day and night of tennis. We had a blast and let me tell you with beer at $5.50 a pop it was challenging, but I managed to spend all $80.00 of my cash dollars!! Oh, I did buy a $7.00 dollar salad and a $2.50 coozie, and peel and eat shrimp for dinner at $16.00. The rest for beer, and since I drove, my friends even bought me a few. Do I hear a WOO HOO!!!

A sad day for Baseball...

Some of my greatest memories as a little girl were Sunday at the Masters with my Dad and a double header Phillies game for my birthday! I was one of two girls and was the tomboy of the two, so naturally I took a shine to my Dad who was a sports fanatic. Well, today baseball lost the voice of the PHILLIES, Harry Kalas! I can recall many a game with him proclaiming "OUTTA HERE"! God Bless Harry. And Mark "the bird" Fidyrich, pitcher, found dead at the age of 54 on his farm, seems to have been an accident.
So sad to have lost two great men of the game of baseball. I love baseball and it is still an inexpensive day to spend with your family and create wonderful memories. As the Mom of 3 girls, we sometimes go to the LL field and cheer on the boys, I am sure they love it and it is a great way to stay connected with friends.

Some Bunny Loves You....

May you and yours have a happy and joyous Easter! Happy Spring, Beth

I LOVE NJ!!!

and you know why!! Because if you got a glimpse of last nights preview of the Real Housewives of NJ you will understand. I grew up in NJ until the ripe old age of 14 and people trust me, they totally act that way and I am not freakin exaggerating! I am going to be a crack ho on a pipe watching these episodes. I will clearly need to be in a Treatment facility when that show ends!! LOL!
Beth

Should we stay or go???

I would love to move to a bigger home... except it is 40 minutes from where we live now and my middle child just can't be talked into it, who asked her anyway!! It is the house of my dreams and the schools are awesome, oh did I mention it has twice the square footage of our current home, a pool and summer IS right around the corner! Help me..

and they're off....

Who is going to the Carolina Cup? Let's hope the rain holds off!! It is going to be one big, happy, LILLY Fest!

Just got back from...

a Build A Bear birthday party!! I loathe and despise stuffed animals that cost $50.00 dollars and then after a day they are in a crematorium of stuffed bears in the Attic! Now American girl I dig!

Makes my heart happy...

to hear my 9 year old read to my 6 year old, and explain in her own way what is going on in the story and why...
Beth

It was a valiant effort...

7-6 6-2! My partner and I are finally playing well together and are reading each other well. It was fun anyway!

Happy Sunshine St. Patrick!

It's about time... ahh sunshine. Makes me smile :)!

I am Happy Sad!

I have had the worst work ethic lately and I hate myself for it. I LOVE my job, more specifically, the people, they make work enjoyable.

Anyway, the reason I have been AWOL lately is because I have been in a true FUNK, I can't shake it and I don't know why, I kinda do, but why do I get this way? Today my youngest is sick, not that sick, but nonetheless sick,, so I was all ready to go to work and seize the day and yet another setback.. Hubby is going to have to kick it up a notch because I miss my peeps and I need MONEY!

I am upbeat most always and I have been moody for going on a Month now, and everything pisses me off, it's like I have permanent PMS! HELP ME!
Beth

YELP!

I work with an office full of animal lovers, me, not so much, however, I think what I have to say is important, so listen.

I work with a lady whose 13 year old daughter frequents by the place a lot, oh, did I mention her brother, "AINT" as she likes to be referred , and grandmother work there as well. Anyway, we are one big happy family!

Back to said 13 year old. This young lady is wise for her age to say the least and is always busy doing something, not just sitting there, you know what I mean. So one day she bounces in the office and starts selling candy bars for "Project Pet"! Project Pets sole purpose is to place stray animals in homes and prevent them from... you know... Anyway, this little thing started raising money and asking us to join in the cause and even went so far as to include us(if we wanted) to join her in April to walk with her as she donates her collection to Project Pet.. We are going, you know why, because when you see a 13 year old passionate about a cause so selfless and compasionate as this, can you really say no. Way to go Elizabeth, even though I get your goat sometimes, I think you are a great young lady.

If you would like to donate on Elizabeth's team, you can google Bark in The Park columbia SC or visit www.supportprojectpet.com and her team name is HAMMOND SKYHAWKS, any donation would be appreciated.

PS: As for me, we have a rescue dog and I love her!

If I never...

see this pathetic womans face again or hear her voice again it won't be a moment too soon! God Bless those children.

Some girls need one on one with Mom....

so... I am taking the oldest of three on a shopping spree to Charlotte, N.C.. To say she is delighted is an understatememnt!

Look who's nine...

What was I thinking...

Went to some weird bar with the Hub last night.. everyone was wearing black and tattoos and piercings. and me... jeans, black and white shirt and PEARLS! I stuck out like a sore thumb, but I had the best time and the little rave kids kept trying to buy me drinks,, go figure.

Seriously....

Ok, I am on a 2.5 Tennis team! with that being said, we are the beginners ok. well, last night we played our match and we lost. No biggie, yeah right! We really try to have fun and we want to win, we really do, who doesn't, but seriously the YOUNG ladies we played last night obviously thought they were prepping for the US OPEN! we lost 6-0 first set, but 2nd set, I became VENUS... for 3 games only. we lost 6-3 but it was fun, because really it is just a game.

This or That...

THIS

or

THAT

I am going with THIS... Who in the hell has a rational relationship with a CHIMP?

Clearly a freakin NUT!

Life in the PINK...

This is her newest PINK accessory! Mallory decided to take scooter riding to Olympic proportions by going downhill with one leg on the handlebars!! The girl was a champ though, minor tears, but she fractured it below the wrist so six weeks with her lovely cast!

All my rowdy friends are comin over tonight....

Ok, I am an Eagles fan, so I have no real cause here for who wins, but, I think I am going to stick with my Division and pull for the Arizona Cardinals and Kurt Werner, the underdog with a heart, to beat Big Ben and the Steelers by 2 Touchdowns!! Oh, what do I know, but I will tell you for sure what I do know my Menu for todays/tonights festivities
Homemade Salsa
Homemade Pimento Cheese
Cuban Sandwiches made by yours truly
Baked Beans that have been baking since 5:00am to insure proper thickness
Homemade Coleslaw, NOT the BAG, shredded by Moi!
Cookie Bar brownies. Gertie already ate one, down Gertie, don't make me Block you again..
Lots of Iced down Miller Lite
and last but not least, the Wii is set up for the children... DOWNSTAIRS!!

If you are traveling to a neighborhood haunt, please drive safetly....
and.. MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN! I hope the commercials are good!

Ok, It's not this bad, but you get the picture...

In my quest to drop major baggage, not this much, but baggage nonetheless, I had to post this picture.. DANG!
Oh, about me, 2.8lbs., seriously, I hate to admit I sporadically counted points, but did not snack on you know, the leftovers on my childrens plates, I put it all in the trash!! Damn, they are wasteful little critters, now I know why I am a piggy, I have been feeding off their troughs for oh 12 years now!

If the refi boom doesn't kill me then...

Weight Watchers will.. Just kidding, I started today and i am looking forward to a healthier, fit 2009!! wish me luck.. Cocktails are only 2 points, so that's a plus!
Beth

You know you live in the SOUTH when...

they cancel school because they think it MIGHT snow...
Needless to say the kiddies are gleeful and I am not(for them yes) because I really NEED to go to work! Oh well, I guess we will huddle around a fire and watch history in the making..
Blessings,
Beth

Haley's Comet...

Why is it when the stars are aligned and ALL 3 of my girls, yes, ALL 3, are invited to spend the night, my husband and I look at each other like WTH, what do we do now..... Yes, we thought of that.., but decided to go out to dinner and grab some cocktails or let me re-phrase that COCKTAILS and a burger from the Wendy's drive thru on our way home... LOL! We always manage to have the best time, even if it only happens like Haley' Comet....
Beth

Go Eagles!!!!

I can't help it, I am ecstatic over my hometown team.. Let's hope they make it to the Super Bowl, because if they do..... PARTY at MY HOUSE!!!

Awards! You like me, you really like me!

Ok that's all I got! I need to do a post on my awards, yes 2, thank you very much. I am so dang lazy, I can't type that much, I swear I have ADD. So I am going to do it Friday and thank the Academy then.... In the mean time, thank you
Beth

Oprah Falls Off The Wagon...

Who gives a royal shit OPRAH!! I fell off the wagon 20 years ago, and I don't have a damn entourage to help my fat ass get back on! so THERE!

Seriously, I mean really, staple your damn gut, wire your mouth, get a LAPBAND, but don't go wimpering that you gained back the weight in an effort to be just like me.. because why.. because I don't have all your damn money.

Haven't you ever heard of fat and happy? Yeah, I don't buy it either. You can never be too thin is more like it HUH! So with that said, I signed my big fat arse up on Weight Watchers and vowed to exercise..... CONTROL

See what happens when I don't eat I BITCH!